Cory's Humorous Version

Cory was finally able to go to church with me this Sunday. He usually works because he likes the overtime so much. He's such a workaholic! Anyway, we had the best time together. They continued on with the "She said, He said" series and this was the week all of the kids needed to make sure they were in their appropriate kids class. Unless they were at an age where the parents had already had "The Talk" with them. It was a very interesting and entertaining PG13 view of Song of Songs. The verses were considered erotic for those times and it was hard to not laugh. Some of the scripture read like this:

How beautiful your sandaled feet, O prince's daughter! Your graceful legs are like jewels, the work of a craftsman's hands. Your navel is a round goblet that never lacks blended wine. Your waist is a mound of wheat encircled by lilies. Your breasts are like two fawns, twins of gazelle. 

Song of Songs 7:1-3

Like I said, it was hard not to laugh. The pastor even made a statement of how some of us will feel guilty laughing at something in the bible. This got Cory started for the day. He said that he thought he would try some of these lines on me. This was his version:

How beautiful  your club feet, O farmer's daughter! Your legs are like tree stumps. Your belly like jelly that never stops giggling. Your breast like twin bowls of jello. Your hips like Yogi Bear. 

He had me laughing so hard I could barely breathe. He was having a lot of fun with it.  He's usually very complimentary of me so it was fun listening to his dramatic descriptions. I feel very lucky to have a husband that appreciates me and shows me often. I'm glad he has a great sense of humor too. lol